McSweeney’s List of Educational Objectives

I Love McSweeneys and try t o read it. As often as possible. I got this from a twitter link today http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/13stewart.html STANDARDIZED TEST LEARNING OBJECTIVES. BY HARLAN STEWART – – – – 1. English Language ArtsHow to read EnglishHow to bubble answers 2. MathHow to read EnglishHow to countHow to bubble answersHow to operate a calculator 3. ScienceHow to read EnglishHow to bubble answersHow to operate a calculatorWear goggles when handling deadly chemicalsClean up after yourself in the lab 4. Social StudiesHow to read EnglishHow to bubble answersHow to regurgitate previously unfamiliar information from a table or mapJamestown was founded […]